CAN anyone help? Does anyone know?
How to make cats scoot, how to make them go
Away from my garden and border so neat.
Or is it too much to ask, is it too big a feat.
I’ve tried all the tricks that do the rounds
But still the poo’s there in very smelly mounds
Along with my plants all covered in soil
I can’t help it, it makes my blood boil.
I’m very frustrated that’s for sure
As for this problem I can find no cure
Bottles half filled with water, neck side down
In half light they are supposed to shine
Sticks with propellers that go around in the wind
They were useless, so they were binned
Rose trimmings under the soil
No joy for all my toil
Bright coloured gnomes, they’d help a lot
Not a bit of it as X marked the spot.
So I’d spend my money on some pepper dust
According to the label this is a must
To keep off cats and dogs as well
So would this work, only time would tell
It didn’t
So what else can I do, my mind is a blank
If any one can tell me, I will heartily thank.
Elizabeth Kelman Jack
Cashes Green
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