CAN anyone help? Does anyone know?

How to make cats scoot, how to make them go

Away from my garden and border so neat.

Or is it too much to ask, is it too big a feat.

I’ve tried all the tricks that do the rounds

But still the poo’s there in very smelly mounds

Along with my plants all covered in soil

I can’t help it, it makes my blood boil.

I’m very frustrated that’s for sure

As for this problem I can find no cure

Bottles half filled with water, neck side down

In half light they are supposed to shine

Sticks with propellers that go around in the wind

They were useless, so they were binned

Rose trimmings under the soil

No joy for all my toil

Bright coloured gnomes, they’d help a lot

Not a bit of it as X marked the spot.

So I’d spend my money on some pepper dust

According to the label this is a must

To keep off cats and dogs as well

So would this work, only time would tell

It didn’t

So what else can I do, my mind is a blank

If any one can tell me, I will heartily thank.

Elizabeth Kelman Jack

Cashes Green