JUST in case there’s anyone who’s a little confused with politics, here’s a my accurate explanation of what’s gone on in the General Election.

So, the Conservatives won...but lost ...Labour lost ....but won....the SNP won and lost in Scotland but still won and the Conservatives won in Scotland but lost..

The Government was Tory but now can’t be, even though it remains so and they need to make some Northern Irish chaps Tory, so they can be in charge even though they were before and still are now.....

Ukip lost but because of Brexit they already won ...and the winner, Theresa May, is being told to resign because she didn’t win and she won’t because she won.

Could this happen anywhere else in the world? No!

We must all be crackers!

Lee Prescott

Stonehouse